1) MONDAY MORNING MOSH PIT!!!
2) Try to avoid Monday Morning Stitches
3) MMMP might have to follow “Monday Morning Caffeine Injection”
4) MMMP will have to follow “Monday Morning Caffeine Injection”
5) MMMP will also have to follow the work day. Stupid work day…

1) Hack building & grounds work order system to get an oven installed in the lounge
2) Start making breakfast at work, so as to avoid high-priced cafe food
3) This is a large coffee? Bah! “Bah”, I say!
4) Or just remember to buy cereal to bring to work
5) Bah! “Bah”, I say once more!

1) Caffeinated bus/subway seats
2) Caffeinated handrails (gives “grinding” a whole new meaning ;))
3) Caffeinated watch bands
4) Caffeinated steering wheels
5) Caffeinated keyboards

Oh my gods, so tired
My weary eyes crave closure
HELLOCOFFEEYEAH!!!

1) CAKE!!!
2) GO FAST! DO IT NOW!!!
3) ALLLLLEEEEZZZZ!!!
4) Seatpost can be a little higher
5) RIDE ALL THE TRAILS!!!

1) Modify car to break Mach 1
2) Modify bike to break Mach 1 (may have to borrow Baumgartner’s balloon)
3) Determine whether or not cats teleport, or if their fur just dampens the sonic boom
4) Run experiment to determine Mach of stupidity and/or ignorance when spread through Facebook
5) Watch results get misinterpreted by stupidity and ignorance all over Facebook

1) Get into the Halloween Spirit by executing pumpkins
2) And watching Army of Darkness
3) And Dr. Strangelove (or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”)… what? NUCLEAR WAR IS SCARY, PEOPLE!!!
4) Read a scary book (A Primer to Visual Basic should do it…)
5) Read a scarier book (Anything by that InfoWars nutcase should do it… or would that be a comedy?)

1) Eat more waffles
2) Eat more corn bread
3) Hmmmm… Corn bread
4) Maple syrup on everything
5) EVERYTHING

Waffles, so tasty
Maple Syrup… Ambrosia
Commence food coma

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